My birthday of 2012 is totally doneski. I’m 29 years old. It is my last year of my twenties. My sober husband made it spectacular (no Notebook style surprises – just his sincere company is enough for me), his parents called me, and my living extended family members figured it out by this evening and … Continue reading
Reality check: a lesson in humility.
Your favorite fat ass baker here. I know there’s not much chance of anyone reading this but I feel the need to write about what I’ve been dealing with this week. Or maybe I should start further back. Two weeks ago. Two weeks ago, a wonderful lady from a group of some of our best customers … Continue reading
Dusting off my keyboard.
First, let me acknowledge haven’t blogged in a coon’s age. I lost inspiration when the blog didn’t go viral and I didn’t become the JK Rowling of weight loss and baked goods. Plus, blogging just started seeming really self indulgent. Sit around, write about your life, and then publish it for the world to see? … Continue reading
Huge rant. Spoilers: showed my impatience who’s boss.
Tomorrow is Saturday, but I think of it as my Friday since I have one more day of work before two glorious days off. I need them more than usual! I hate humans so much. I love stereotypes and being relentlessly un-PC about them but when I really think about it, I hate the entire … Continue reading
WBRU: the end.
I ended the week with the following grand slams… Hey, if you want big muffs, you gotta make big muffs! Blueberries, cranberries, and almonds. Two cupcake show stoppers! I love S’mores and I haven’t been able to have any since Memorial Day. Firstly, because that’s the last day I ate like a glutton and secondly, … Continue reading
WBRU, the sequel.
After these hits and misses, I wanted to do something awesome. I have a cheesecake recipe I acquired through flattering means and it really is one of the best cheesecakes I’ve ever made. Cheesecake texture is something that I am never sure what is ideal. I know I’ve never met a bad cheesecake, but the … Continue reading
Weekly baking round up has been delivered! Part One.
I write novels instead of blog posts, so this will be the first installment of the shit I made last week, ya’ll! If you’ll remember that post from eons ago, I was brainstorming a strawberry or blueberry twist cupcake, since customers eyeballs double in size anytime the frosting resembles soft serve ice cream. Rightfully so! … Continue reading
Powder’s alive! Probably the saddest dream I’ve ever had.
Edit: I ended up going on a tear about sad shit. If you only want to read about my progress, scroll down to the shake weight picture and read from there! I have been lucky in the last few months that my grief hasn’t punched me in the face. For months I have been skippin … Continue reading
Progress Update
WordPress, you’re still on my shit list. I don’t have the brainpower to rewrite my baking post just yet, but I still wanted to do a bit of bragging. Yesterday morning, I weighed in at 179.something. Hooray! The scales are finally budging. I’m making a connection between working my legs really hard, having them seem … Continue reading
I wrote a long post and wordpress lost it.
For the past hour, I’ve been writing my weekly baking round up and adding pictures. I clicked publish and dirty ol’ WP gave me an invalid request. I clicked settings, hoping to see a tiny drop down menu to save a draft, and instead was taken to a new page of stupid options and my … Continue reading
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