Reality check: a lesson in humility.

Your favorite fat ass baker here.  I know there’s not much chance of anyone reading this but I feel the need to write about what I’ve been dealing with this week.  Or maybe I should start further back. Two weeks ago. Two weeks ago, a wonderful lady from a group of some of our best customers … Continue reading

Dusting off my keyboard.

First, let me acknowledge haven’t blogged in a coon’s age. I lost inspiration when the blog didn’t go viral and I didn’t become the JK Rowling of weight loss and baked goods. Plus, blogging just started seeming really self indulgent. Sit around, write about your life, and then publish it for the world to see? … Continue reading

WBRU: the end.

I ended the week with the following grand slams… Hey, if you want big muffs, you gotta make big muffs! Blueberries, cranberries, and almonds. Two cupcake show stoppers! I love S’mores and I haven’t been able to have any since Memorial Day. Firstly, because that’s the last day I ate like a glutton and secondly, … Continue reading

WBRU, the sequel.

After these hits and misses, I wanted to do something awesome. I have a cheesecake recipe I acquired through flattering means and it really is one of the best cheesecakes I’ve ever made. Cheesecake texture is something that I am never sure what is ideal. I know I’ve never met a bad cheesecake, but the … Continue reading

Weekly baking round up has been delivered! Part One.

I write novels instead of blog posts, so this will be the first installment of the shit I made last week, ya’ll! If you’ll remember that post from eons ago, I was brainstorming a strawberry or blueberry twist cupcake, since customers eyeballs double in size anytime the frosting resembles soft serve ice cream. Rightfully so! … Continue reading

Progress Update

WordPress, you’re still on my shit list. I don’t have the brainpower to rewrite my baking post just yet, but I still wanted to do a bit of bragging. Yesterday morning, I weighed in at 179.something. Hooray! The scales are finally budging. I’m making a connection between working my legs really hard, having them seem … Continue reading